Americans

As an outsider, i’m a little confused about something…why is it that U.S. citizens are called Americans and the other American countries’ citizens¬†are just called other names like ‘Canadians’, ‘Mexican’, or ‘South American’???

Why aren’t they all called Americans since they are all living on the same bloody continent? The comic strip below will help to better illustrate my confusion.

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Space blues

We all have bad days, where everything seems to be going wrong and nothing is going your way. People think that you’ll need a night out to the clubs or pubs for a ‘pick – me – up’ to rejuvenate your spirits and rekindle your general happiness. But here’s an alternative; Why not get a lawn chair or any chair, drag it outside and put it under the night sky, bring along a bottle of whatever you wanna drink, and this track along with you. It might not be able to fully revive your spirits, but we bet it’s a better alternative than a night out where you can’t remember shit!

This track is also best paired with the Twilight Capital arc of B&E: https://infidelcomics.wordpress.com/barrel-edge-2/twilight-capital/

Sizes

We’re so sorry for the delay this week! We’ve been cooking up a storm with B&E and we can’t wait to publish it here for you infidels!

Anyways, this week let’s look at the bane of most men’s existence; SIZE! Apparently they think its not masculine or it makes them effeminate to have a small dick. But I’ve seen guys with one testicle who’re worth more than most men. Also, this logic where if a guy has a big ‘something’ it means he’s making up for the size of his dick is kinda stupid. Some pornstars and UFC fighters drive big GNC trucks and we all have seen what they keep under the hood.

To clarify, we don’t own any big trucks, nor do we claim to have small junks, but we’ve seen people victimizes for it and….well…the infidels wants it to stop. Let’s all just chill together and talk about the sizes of people’s ears and heads instead! I mean….that’s infinitely funnier than a ‘small dick’.

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