So seals have a dark history of being clubbed to death, why don’t we all change that! Let’s take them to clubs instead and see how they like it!


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Just so you know, you came outta your mom’s vagina! That’s right! She pushed your sorry ass out of her tummy! Do you know how that feels? You don’t? Well………shit!

mak tyson

When people are punished by the government, it’s called capital punishment and when a kid is punished by their parents its called disciplining. But nowadays, when a parent disciplines their child it’s considered child abuse. When discipline is no longer considered important, that’s when society will fail.

Oh, that’s a plot to some ancient movie by the way….

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I lied, there is no movie! Just like there is no cake!